Jim
God made farts smell so deaf people could enjoy them as well.
March 7th, 2010 10:12 am @FacebookJim
Our tulips are already getting ready to make a grand appearance for Spring.
March 7th, 2010 7:04 am @FacebookKristene
is DONE with the Yearbook! Fireworks & all!
March 6th, 2010 7:07 pm @FacebookJim
Cameron was on TV yesterday as the Manager of a country band, but now he's a murderer. That's what happens when you hang out with Ferris.
March 5th, 2010 7:55 pm @TwitterJim
Having some kind of Pizza provided for lunch today. Commence drooling now. Happy Friday!
March 5th, 2010 9:11 am @TwitterJim
KMFDM -- "Juke Joint Jezebel" on Rock Band 2.
March 5th, 2010 6:26 am @TwitterJim
I had a dream I had to create a 5¼ floppy boot disk. I couldn't. Nightmare!
March 3rd, 2010 4:42 am @FacebookJim
Watching Rambo: First Blood Part II. Why didn't they ever make a Rambo: First Blood Part I.
March 2nd, 2010 6:51 pm @FacebookJim
Kristene Boucher just verbed Pope.
March 1st, 2010 5:19 pm @FacebookJim
Go get 'em Joey Greco!
February 28th, 2010 8:12 pm @FacebookJim
We should all be able to celebrate that a Hockey game has been played and all players have the same number of teeth afterwards.
February 28th, 2010 3:00 pm @FacebookJim
Time for some fresh ice out there.
February 28th, 2010 2:31 pm @TwitterJim
Now that Lance Armstrong is cycling for "Team RadioShack" will I be able to pick up over-priced bike gear with my over-priced electronics?
February 28th, 2010 11:15 am @TwitterJim
Micheal Sheen as Tony Blair reminds me a lot of John Simm as The Master.
February 27th, 2010 11:48 am @TwitterJim
Shamrock Shakes: The only reason I'll ever go to McDonalds more than once in a week.
February 26th, 2010 12:27 pm @TwitterJim
I here-by declare March 10th (MAR10) to be unofficial Super Mario Brothers Day.
February 26th, 2010 7:00 am @TwitterJim
Any time I hear a politician say "The American People", I wonder if they realize they never mean ALL of the American people.
February 26th, 2010 6:01 am @TwitterJim
I can hear the television in the other room. The TiVo started to record an episode of Air Wolf I've already seen, but I don't feel like going over there and stopping it.
February 25th, 2010 6:05 pm @FacebookJim
I just got my new dental card. Labeled for "SELF & ADULT DEPENDENT", and Kristene gets a new name.
February 25th, 2010 11:29 am @TwitterJim
It's official. A 1.5 Terabyte hard drive can be purchased for under $100.
February 25th, 2010 6:19 am @TwitterJim
Uninstalled BootCamp. I only ever played one game. Not worth the effort to keep another silly partition on my drive.
February 24th, 2010 5:12 pm @TwitterJim
Wow. "split" in PHP is officially deprecated. Time to start using "explode" instead.
February 24th, 2010 2:09 pm @TwitterJim
It is 80's day at work. Bought a skinny tie at GoodWill for $1.49. The rest was already in my closet.
February 24th, 2010 9:52 am @TwitterJim
Does William Shatner's Has Been ever get old?
February 20th, 2010 2:18 pm @FacebookKristene
The only purpose for advanced math is so you can understand xkcd on a regular basis.
February 19th, 2010 9:20 am @FacebookJim
Your dancing with a board. You hold your board forever.
February 18th, 2010 4:20 pm @FacebookJim
needs to get some work done, but will play Facebook games instead.
February 12th, 2010 5:02 pm @FacebookJim
just got a scammer recorded message call. Decided to press 9 to talk to a live operator, but got to angry when he wouldn't even acknowledge that they might be doing something wrong/illegal and hung up. Next time I'll have to try to remain calm and get an address or name or something.
February 10th, 2010 5:40 pm @FacebookJim
Bad Girls Club on the Oxygen channel is brought to us by a Birth Control Pill.
February 9th, 2010 6:23 pm @FacebookJim
just finished watching the latest animated Green Lantern and Hulk movies. Hard to believe there was a time when I thought DC was the lame brand.
February 7th, 2010 3:23 pm @FacebookJim
is digging on classic Digable Planets.
February 5th, 2010 6:35 pm @FacebookJim
Cue complaints about the new Facebook layout again.
February 5th, 2010 4:04 pm @FacebookJim
Facebook Ad: Vote this Guy for Governer because he talked to Sarah Palin for half an hour once. RLY?
February 5th, 2010 4:59 am @Facebook